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Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?
Yes, but she doesn't realize it, she thinks we're actually listening !



Teacher: Will you stop looking at the clock at the wall and pay attention
Time will pass, but will you !

I didn't do my homework because I lost my memory
When did this start ?
When did what start !

When I was you age I thought nothing of walking 5 miles to school
I agree, I don't think much of it myself !

Be sure that you go straight home
I can't, I live just round the corner !

Playing truant from school is like a credit card
Fun now, pay later !

Laugh and the class laughs with you.
But you get detention alone !

                             
                               
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